Braves Break Record To Solidify Level Of Suck

Twenty-two straight 1-run losses away from home. That’s your Atlanta Braves. Listen, it boggles my mind as much as yours why Bobby Cox didn’t call in the closer in the bottom of the ninth to ensure the heavy-hitting Texas Rangers did not embarrass the Braves once again, but what can we after the effect? This [...]

A Tired Theme

Welcome to the thrill ride that is the 2008 Atlanta Braves. Step right up, step right up. Strap yourself in real good. Last night at the theme park, they actually delivered a whole new brand of excitement. Having already squandered numerous opportunities to drive home insurance runs as well as committing a new crop of [...]

John Smoltz Ks 10 in Win

If it wasn’t for John Smoltz, my head would be red from banging it on brick walls. The Atlanta Braves (6-9) avoided a sweep from the nameless Florida Marlins tonight with a shutout 8-0 win, carried by Smoltz’s gem of a performance. I wasn’t able to watch the game because of a late night at [...]

Are You Surprised? Braves Lose Another Close One

If you thought the Atlanta Braves were going to come into Coors Field and shut out the Colorado Rockies, I would have told you to put down your bong because I’m not buying it. But of course, no one is dumb enough to make such a bold statement. Not even this Braves fan. Well, at [...]